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Joke of the Day

"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"

"""Hello Kitty"" should have been a brand of condoms..."

"If you need me I'll always be stuck behind the person who doesn't know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle."

"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."

"I double majored in TV and burritos."

"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."

"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."

"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"