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Joke of the Day

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams it!"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go."

"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"

"Yo mama's so fat... ...when she died, she had to be preserved in formalda-wide. She then had to be whipped creamated. If she wasn't, they would have had to given her an open-graveyard funeral."

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."