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Joke of the Day
"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
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"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"
"#1: My personality is 30% the last movie I watched."
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"
"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"
"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?"
"""Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10"" ""Oh, I would say they are a high five"""