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Joke of the Day

"""Hello Kitty"" should have been a brand of condoms..."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last very long for fat people."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"

"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"

"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."