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Joke of the Day

"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."

"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"

"What do you call 5 black guys having sex with each other? A threesome"

"When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5."

"In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook"

"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"

"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."

"Some Days I Wake Up Grumpy Some days I let him sleep."