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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."

"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."

"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes."

"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."

"I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me."