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Joke of the Day
"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."
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"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"
"Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality? Because there is a pot at the end of it."
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"'No Panties Tuesday' is a thing, right? Or AKA, I really need to do some laundry."