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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"
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"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""
"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10"" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat."
"Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat ...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time"
"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
"When life gave them lemons, the people at countrytime still decided to make artificial bullshit instead of actual lemonade."