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Joke of the Day

"I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me."

"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over."

"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."

"Have you ever seen Gregor Clegane fight? It'll blow your mind. . . . . I'm sorry."

"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."

"What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids."

"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"