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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
Next Joke
"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"
"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."
"Why did the hamster die? He just didn't have the wheel to live."
"I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related."
"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"
"Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here."
"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."