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Joke of the Day
"Why is Michael J. Fox better than a vibrator? You never have to buy batteries."
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"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."
"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."
"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."
"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""
"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."
"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"
"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"
"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."
"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"