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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"At first I thought maybe HBO had another vampire show. Then I realized that's just what Steve Buscemi really looks like."

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"

"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"

"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."

"People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?"

"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."