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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."
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"What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation"
"How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things."
"[Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] ""Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."""
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist? Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus"
"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."
"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"
"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."
"1) put away your phone. 2 isn't that better? 3) take out your phone again. 4) isn't that better?"