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Joke of the Day

"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"

"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"

"Why are planes strong? Because they can LIFT"

"Q: What's the richest kind of air? A: A millionaire."

"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"