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Joke of the Day
"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
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"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."
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"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."
"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."