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Joke of the Day

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"

"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""

"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"

"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"

"Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag."

"9/11 Called. They want their building back."

"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."

"The most active user on reddit: [deleted]. Seriously this guy is everywhere."

"If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show."