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Joke of the Day
"What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in? A roundhouse."
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"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven"
"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."
"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"
"How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch... I'm so sorry."
"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."
"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."
"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"I went to the air and space museum this past weekend I didn't see anything, so I left"