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Joke of the Day

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"

"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"

"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"

"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."

"When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."

"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."