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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven"

"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"

"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"

"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"

"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"

"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison."

"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex cells!"

"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"

"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."