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Joke of the Day

"A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says ""I'm serving narnia"""

"Documentary I just finished watching a documentary on time machines. That's 3 hours of my life I'll probably get back."

"So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip and I forgot to put the lid on."

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."

"Feminism thats the joke"