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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."

"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"I was standing out side the other day and a bat flew at my head it was a Louisville Slugger and I don't remember much after that."

"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""

"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."

"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"

"Relationship tip: every night text yourself ""Good morning love!"" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text."