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Joke of the Day
"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"
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"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."
"Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away."
"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"
"What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing."
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""