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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."

"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"I was an alcoholic for seven years. Today marks my eighth."

"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"

"Just choked on a apple... Bet a brownie wouldn't have done that.."

"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"How does Moses make Coffee? Hebrews it."