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Joke of the Day

"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""

"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."

"I'm 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did in one second to the TV remote."

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"DATE: ...so that's how I ended up at Harvard Law! ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL"

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"

"What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination."

"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."