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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"
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"TIL about Cunningham's law which states: The best way to get an answer online is to ask the question nicely."
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"
"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."
"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"
"I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20."
"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen."