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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."

"hey dudes who go through my Instagram and only like my hot pictures I can't wait to establish a long committed relationship with you"

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"What do you call the accidental nuclear bombing of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl."

"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."

"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""

"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"