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Joke of the Day

"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"

"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."

"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"

"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"

"the smiley face :) emoticon was invemted becuase, for som reason, peopel are no longer comfortabel with using the words ""i am happy"""

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again."

"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."

"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."