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Joke of the Day

"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"

"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"

"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."

"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"

"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"

"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."