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Joke of the Day
"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."
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"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"
"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"
"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!"""
"[Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* ""There's got to be a better way"""
"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."
"I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It's on the comment section."
"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."