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Joke of the Day

"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"

"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"

"If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard."

"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"Whenever I tell someone I'm Russian they tell me to slow down."

"I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie."

"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"

"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."