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Joke of the Day

"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."

"I forgot, what is the name they call themselves, the group that wants to form a new country in what is now Syria and Irak? They are the Nemesis of the USA."

"Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel."

"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."

"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."

"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"