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Joke of the Day
"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."
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"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"
"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"
"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."
"Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."
"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"