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Joke of the Day

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"

"Just accidentally flashed my gay neighbor. He's not gay anymore. HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. He totally threw up."

"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."

"tip of the day - dont swollow ur spit for like 20 minuts and then u will have a warm drink"

"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."

"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."

"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."