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Joke of the Day

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi giving away hot drinks at the airport? It was Jew-tea-free"

"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, ""I'm crap at fishing and need some tips"". The man said, ""Okay, can you hold the line?"" I said, ""No""."