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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."

"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."

"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""

"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"

"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""

"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"

"How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard."