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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox"

"Just learned an important lesson: When texting ""wish you were here,"" that last e kind of makes it or breaks it."

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"People drive too slow in the fog... I'm just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes."

"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"

"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"

"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."