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Joke of the Day

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""

"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."

"What's the hardest object in a kids playground? My penis."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."

"Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said ""Can you hear me now?"" the NSA was quietly answering ""Yes we can."""

"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""

"I know a great joke about a FedEx plane but it's probably over your head."