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Joke of the Day
"What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox"
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"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."
"If the movie theater slightly lowered their candy prices I wouldn't have to duct tape candy around my kid's torso like a suicide bomber"
"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt"
"So I started a charity last week. I donate headphones to black guys on public transportation. He was pissed."
"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"
"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."
"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"