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Joke of the Day

"Just learned an important lesson: When texting ""wish you were here,"" that last e kind of makes it or breaks it."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"

"Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader."

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."

"Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree."

"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."

"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."

"Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play."