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Joke of the Day

"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"

"Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time! Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live."

"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."

"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."

"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"UPCOMING JESUS APPERANCES 8/3 Pancake, Norfolk, VA 8/10 Cheeto, Salem, OR 8/19 Window stain, Orem, UT 8/23 Vegemite Jar, Perth, AU"