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Joke of the Day

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."

"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."

"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"

"Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time :("

"Who was the roundest knight at the King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."