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Joke of the Day

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."

"Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week."

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"How does a Mathematician hang them selves? With a hypotenuse."

"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"

"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."