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Joke of the Day
"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
Next Joke
"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"We can play Yahtzee again. -You fixed the broken dice? Yeah. And they'll never break again. -How do you know? *grins* Die mends are forever."
"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."
"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"
"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"
"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"
"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."
"Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?"