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Joke of the Day

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."

"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"

"I won't believe the Groundhog saw his shadow until he updates his Facebook status."

"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"

"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."

"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"

"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."

"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."