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Joke of the Day
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."
Next Joke
"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"
"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."
"If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go... ...straight for the throat"
"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""
"What deity has the worst teeth? Tartarus"
"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"