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Joke of the Day

"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."

"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"

"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."

"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."

"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."

"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."

"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"

"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."