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Joke of the Day
"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."
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"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""
"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."
"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."
"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."
"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"
"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"
"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."
"Doctors don't usually get paid for circumcisions... But if they do, all they get are tips."
"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."