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Joke of the Day

"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"

"2 wrongs don't make a right... But 2 Wrights make a plane"

"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."

"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."

"Good night everyone. There's a pillow with my name on it. It's a long story. But basically, I had a brief obsession with needlework."

"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"

"Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns."

"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"

"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"

"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."