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Joke of the Day

"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""

"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."

"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."

"What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a raped Middle Eastern woman? They got stoned to death."

"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."

"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"

"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."