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Joke of the Day

"You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak."

"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs... He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says ""what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"""

"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."

"My friend told me that sperm bank pays you $60 per shot Boy, do I have an expensive sock under my bed!!"

"#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."

"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."