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Joke of the Day

"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH KITCHENWARE? Oh, that's not what pansexual means. Carry on then."

"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"

"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"

"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday."

"Who is responsible for a planes rough landing? It's not the passengers fault, it's the not the flight attendants fault, it's the asphalt."

"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."