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Joke of the Day

"A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs... He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says ""what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"""

"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."

"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."

"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."

"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."

"what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks"

"Sometimes I masturbate while driving The passengers on my bus don't like it, but the high school hasn't fired me yet..."

"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"

"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""